I really needed to have a for-real "about me" page like a for-real respectable blogger, so I asked my coworker Rachael to bring her camera to work at the last minute Friday morning for a little photoshoot. I'm the worst at this kind of thing. I have no idea how to act in front of a camera. We stood out in front of a coffee shop next door and looked like awkward dorks while people walked by. Well, I did anyway, she was mostly wondering if I was having some kind of seizure or something. At one point I apologized to Rachael for being such a goober, and the lady walking by thought I was apologizing to her and said, "It's ok! I think it's awesome!" Really? You have low standards for awesome.
This ended up being the money shot. You can pop over here to read my new little bio and about where my blog name came from.
And of course you need goofy outtakes. I'm really glad I was smart enough to wear something that makes me look as wide as possible across the middle.
"Let me show you how I take my free throw shots."
"I am so thoughtful and whimsical, aren't I? And hungry."
"Make sure you get one that shows off how freakishly long my neck is!"
A million and a half points to whoever knows what stupid movie that post title is from, which my weird friends and I quoted obsessively in high school.